Things I learned today: (a) My friends post a lot on Facebook. (b) Facebook will let you keep scrolling down for at least 400 screenfuls. (c) This takes a long time on the hardware I've got.
Things I didn't learn today: (a) The thing I logged into Facebook to check on.
I've been wondering lately ... If I delete my Facebook account, will people finally start sending me email about important and/or time-sensitive things like I keep asking, or will I simply cease to exist?