From: dungeonmaster	Date: May 30th, 2011 10:07 pm (UTC)		(Link)

No? What the fuck crawled up your butthole, man?

...you brought creepy up first! You can't go putting shit in my mouth just because you're talking out your ass! I was asking what was creepy. And then saying I didn't didn't want to learn about birds and bees because you brought up penises!

Geez. No wonder no one likes you. Hope you are happy in the one man army of lozerville.

From: iliketokissboys	Date: May 30th, 2011 10:19 pm (UTC)		(Link)

I don't know what sort of backwater your muggle parents originate from, but where I come from, we don't put anything near our arseholes that has the capacity to crawl up there itself. That's rather disgusting.

I didn't put anything in your mouth. Would you like me to?

Things could be worse. I could be a sad little virgin like you.

	From: dungeonmaster	Date: May 30th, 2011 10:24 pm (UTC)		(Link)

Sorry, don't need to be a slutty whore to have a good sense of self.

From: iliketokissboys	Date: May 30th, 2011 10:27 pm (UTC)		(Link)

So because I'm not a virgin I have to be a slut? Shows how much you know. As it happens, I quite like monogamy...not that you'd understand.

	From: dungeonmaster	Date: May 30th, 2011 10:32 pm (UTC)		(Link)

Oh yeah? Have a sweet honey right now do ya? Does he go to school with us?

From: iliketokissboys	Date: May 30th, 2011 10:34 pm (UTC)		(Link)

...why should I tell you?

	From: dungeonmaster	Date: May 30th, 2011 10:35 pm (UTC)		(Link)

i don't know, cos you don't have any friends?

From: iliketokissboys	Date: May 30th, 2011 10:40 pm (UTC)		(Link)

Even if that was true, what makes you think I'd want to share my private business with a mudblood like you?

I'd rather tell my own shadow. At least it's my equal.

	From: dungeonmaster	Date: May 30th, 2011 10:44 pm (UTC)		(Link)

wasiting a lot of time talking to a muggle born. some day you are going to need a helping hand...

From: iliketokissboys	Date: May 30th, 2011 10:55 pm (UTC)		(Link)

Oh shut up, it's my time to waste.

And what do you mean, I'm going to need a helping hand? I certainly won't be needing one from you, ugh.

	From: dungeonmaster	Date: May 31st, 2011 06:57 pm (UTC)		(Link)

Well thats okay cos I'm not going to help you anyway. I bet no one will, not even your whatever secret thing is.

From: iliketokissboys	Date: June 1st, 2011 07:51 pm (UTC)		(Link)

I wouldn't bet on that.