A little over a month until my STILL NAMELESS twin baby girls arrive. Hopefully TWIN ONE and TWIN TWO will bring some joy into this world.

Can somebody please explain to me how I'm bigger than my sister-in-law, who is nearly six weeks further along in her pregnancy than I am?

( Super gigantic woman )

Right, twins. The next four months are going to be great.

Oh boy. Or should I say girl? Hey, Rafe?

Oooh. Oooh. These Ministry mandated physicals are super informative.

( PRIVATE )

What does one wear to a Welcome Home From Your Near Death Experience the Hospital party?