Contrary to popular belief, there are a few good things about in-laws. Mainly the fact that they think they're being ever-so-gracious in taking your child away for the day as if it is their duty to culture them, because obviously they do not get enough of it at home.

Oh, well. Jacob hates the petting zoo. I'm sure he and Nana Derrick will have tons of fun with the alpacas and sheep. Now I have time to do run some errands.

Sorry, sometimes a public rant is necessary.