You just missed your nephew's most amazing dinosaur birthday party ever!

...but. Jacob made sure to save you some cake and a good bag. And a mask. And maybe some balloons.

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I've got a present for Jacob!

...He didn't miss me that much did he?

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He is so good at unwrapping things now, let me tell you.

Aww, well of course he missed you. And has called basically any woman that isn't me 'Flo' for the past year, but, hey. He's two gotta cut him some slack :)

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I could stop over for dinner tonight if that's okay and give him his present and kisses from Auntie Flo?

...And that's adorable I wish everyone thought everyone else was me!

He gets all the slack in the world from his Aunt! Always!

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You're always welcome! We have a lot of catching up to do, missy!

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I'll come over at six to play with Jacob before he goes to bed and we can talk after he goes to bed.

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akdjakfasdf uh

I suppose we could be. Hi, Jen.

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I'm going to end up eating my foot.

Hi Smeth...

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ajfasf

So uh how was Rome?

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Oh Merlin

Interesting. Glad I'm home.

I'm...oh Christ

...I'm sorry.

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.....

Well, I can't say I forgive you entirely, but I can safely and willingly admit that I'm way over the crying and curling-into-the-fetal position stage.

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...

I wouldn't expect you to forgive me entirely...You actually cried?

I want to try this again...oh Merlin's testicles this is going to be a long road to perdition.

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Well, I did only tell everyone else the latter bit of the above, but I'll be man enough to admit it, haha.

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You can cut my hair, any day.

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Oh my Lordy. Mr. Sirius Black wants his hair cut. Is the world coming to an end?

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Clearly you don't remember the time Frank shaved my head.

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No, I don't but if you really want a haircut Sirius I'll give you one.

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I would love one.

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Come over to my apartment whenever you want. For a former classmate my scissors are always open.

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Hm.

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Hm what?

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You.

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What about me Tobias? Specifics would be nice.

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There's lots of things. I suppose we could start with the whole running off to Rome thing. You know, little things like that.

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I didn't exactly run off.

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