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[Oct. 29th, 2008|03:50 am] |
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Wolves. Sisters. Same difference.
C'mon now! I'm sure you've called me worse.
I WOULD NEVER! ABOUT MY ONLY BROTHER?
NEEEEVER.
Especially if he's bringing that cake.
What if he already accidently ate the cake?
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DON'T TALK TO ME EVER, FREDRICK BRIAR XANDER CATCHLOVE.
I STILL HAVE MOST DON'T FREAK OUT OKAY???
HOW MUCH IS MOST OF IT FREDRICK I'M VERY HUNGRY
YOU'RE COMPLAINING ABOUT LOOKING LIKE A WHALE WHAT DO YOU NEED A WHOLE CAKE FOR V. SELFISH.
OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO BE A WHALE WHETHER I EAT THE DAMN CAKE OR NOT SO I'M JUST DEALING WITH IT AS IT COMES.
SOME OF IT IS MY CAKE YOU DON'T NEED TO EAT THE WHOLE THING I KNOW IT'S TASTEY BUT C'MON.
WHAT? NO IT IS NOT. WHAT KIND OF A BROTHER ARE YOU.
I AM THE KIND OF BROTHER WHO IS OLDER THEN YOU AND IS SHARING CAKE. GEE.
YOU KNOW WHAT? IF WE'RE GOING TO PLAY IT THIS WAY, THEN I CLAIM 30% OF THE REMAINDER.
AND KEVIN CLAIMS %70.
SO HAND IT OVER, FOOL.
WHAT THE HELL SCREW KEVIN IS ALLOWED CAKE?? I CALL SHENANIGANS.
OKAY. YOU KNOW HOW GRETA'S SO NOT KEVIN'S GODMOTHER ANYMORE BECAUSE SHE IS FAILING AT LIFE RIGHT NOW?
YOU DON'T GET TO BE HIS GODFATHER ANYMORE.
I'LL MAKE MY OWN DAMN CAKE.
AND YOU'LL GET NONE OF IT.
SO... SHENANIGANS ON YOU. WHATEVER. THAT MEANS.
HEY NOW.
I AM STILL HIS GODMOTHER.
DEAL WITH IT.
ARE YOU STILL PLANNING TO SHOVE ME INTO A COSTUME?
YES.
I am your baby sister.
You have to indulge me even when you are pregnant.
SO THERE.
FEELING REMORSEFUL, BROTHER? I WILL STILL ALLOW YOU TO HAND OVER THE CAKE, UNTOUCHED.
IT CAN'T BE UNTOUCHED I ALREADY ATE SOME. | |