That better not be me you're addressing.
I'd say no. But then I'd be lieing.
It's been bumped to a whole scoop? It was only a spoonful last time I checked!
Writing it out takes more effort, and therefore deserves more ice cream.
But it takes even more effort to write Agatha. So I should get a couple of spoonfuls back.
More effort gets you more dessert!
Less effort takes less time though. And makes you all annoyed. Aggie.
You are a major pain in the ass.
Aggie Aggie puddin' and pie! Hey, want to get more ice cream sometime this week? We could go out on a limb and get custard if you prefer.
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Nope.
Nope? You mean no? As in you don't want to?
Not if you're going to be making little nursery rhymes out of my name.
Well, if that's how you feel. Nice knowing you, kid.
Try not to get into any more scrapes with huffy Ministry officials. Not sure if my timing will be as perfect next time.
I'll try as long as you try not to blush when you see me.
Oh, I really don't plan on it. Blushing, seeing you, hm.
What happened! Jesus, Fredrick, did you get thrown in jail again?
I still don't know what happened. One minute I was waving hullo to Ministry officials, next thing I know my head was bumping against a wall. Apparently I'm not allowed around without an escort anymore.
FREDRICK! Did you! Do you not pay attention to anything that's going on in the world?
I paid attention to most of the announcements! I didn't see anything in there specific, though. You know how the Ministry usually ignores me.
Oy, what am I going to do with you?
Ask Greta to bake cookies for me?
Mmmm no, sorry, all cookies I ask Greta to bake for the next few months are for me.
At this rate, it could be my last cookie!
I don't even know what to say to you.
Except maybe "Oh, Fredrick," and follow it with an eyeroll.
Ignorance does not equal bliss, Fredrick. You should learn this. And probably soon, because I think you might lose MORE braincells if your heads meets another brickwall too soon.
I didn't lose any, thank you very much.
...you know, an argument could TOTALLY be made here that you didn't have any to lose...
I'm just sayin'.
It runs in the family.
Just sayin'.
It's fine! I'm fine! Don't freak out, Stef!
Damn, and here I was hoping that I would get a picking-up trash/community service mate.
C'est la vie I s'pose, mate.
Explain to me how it is a good idea at ALL to have the two sole Catchlove males picking up trash in their delinquency together?
Oh noooo, I can't even imagine. I don't know whether to laugh or... well, I can't help but laugh. |