What is your full name? Do you have a nickname? Kelly Prudence Wilson, aka Crosshairs
2. How old are you? When is your birthday? 5, I think. I wasn't really born.
3. Where were you born? Where do you live now? Are you patriotic? Weapon X top secret test facility somewhere in Canada. World traveler currently based in Boston. Heh... heheh.
4. Who are/were your parents? My parents were a very nice pair of DNA filled test tubes, til mommy was dropped on the floor. They did their best in raising me and all, but mostly, very quiet.
5. Do you have any siblings? What are/were they like? I have a half sister who knows stuff. Lots of stuff. Its kind of her thing.
6. What is your occupation? Professional hitwoman, mercenary and sometime superheroine.
7. How tall are you? How much do you weigh? Tall enough for my feet to reach the ground. According to my sister, 12.247 pounds underweight.
8. What color is your hair? What color are your eyes? Naturally dark, but takes dye very well. Brown eyes.
9. What is your race? Homo Superior-Klonos
10. To which social class do you belong? Grey area, like a lot of reasonably wealthy criminals.
11. Do you consider yourself to be attractive? Do others? Hot enough that I totally made out with myself when given the chance. A lot do, til they get to know me.
12. What is your style of dress? My t-shirt collection is becoming the stuff of legends. R-Rated legends, but still.
13. Do you have any scars? Tattoos? Birthmarks? Other unique physical features? I have three cancerous lumps in my brain, but otherwise cannot scar, and tattoos disappear within the hour.
14. Do you have any allergies, diseases, or other physical weaknesses? Brain cancer.
15. Are you right- or left-handed? Naturally ambidextrous.
16. What does your voice sound like? 5 kinds of awesome.
17. What kind of vocabulary do you use? Ideally, whatever flies most in the face of local polite convention.
18. List three quirks or other defining characteristics. Guns & Ammo obsession, blatant sexuality, type II sociopathy. Because sociopathy is totally a quirk.
19. How often do you bathe? Do you wear perfumes? Bathe, quite often. Perfumes, almost never.
20. What kind of facial expression do you commonly wear (dour glare, wry smile, etc)? The vast majority of the time, I'm a happy sociopath. Which worries people when those words are used in combination. It works for me though.
21. Do you use body language? How? I know obscene gestures for at least 30 some distinct cultures.
22. Do you have a commonly used saying? “I go both ways. Hollow point and armor piercing.”
Also: “When all else fails, C-4.”
Childhood
23. What is your earliest memory? Emerging from the cloning tank.
24. How much schooling have you had? Did you enjoy it? Formally, none. Everything I know was hardwired into the non-diseased portions of my brain.
25. Where did you learn most of your knowledge and skill? See #24.
26. How would you describe your childhood in general? Very strict. The organization set strict curfews, told me what weapons and explosives were available per assignment, who I was to kill and how much collateral damage was permissable, it went on and on.
27. As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up? Free.
28. When and with whom was your first kiss? The M2 Browning heavy machinegun they finally let me take on assignment.
29. Are you a virgin? If not, when and with whom did you lose your virginity? Hahahahahahahahaha!
30. Do you have a notorious or celebrated ancestor? Does that affect you? My dna donors are a super powered mercenary and... well, a super powered mercenary, but with different ethical alignments and preferred assignment types.
Influences
31. What do you consider the most important event of your life so far? Being shot in the brain. That was a really liberating experience.
32. What do you consider your greatest achievement? Toss up between test-firing every Guns & Ammo centerfold for two and a half years straight, and convincing a nun to forget her vows.
33. What is your greatest regret? Bea, sweetie, do I regret anything?
34. What is the most embarrassing or shameful thing ever to happen to you? I went an entire assignment once without taunting Nicky, or anyone else for that matter. Terrible.
35. Do you have any secrets? If so, what are they?- I have almost no secrets of my own. I have dozens of secrets I am contractually obligated not to reveal.
36. What is the most evil thing you have ever done? Whose definition of evil?
37. When was the time you were the most frightened? When I thought I was in an ambush situation without my guns.
38. Have you ever traveled outside of your country? If so, to where? I don't have a country, really, but yes, I've killed people and done mercenary work worldwide
Beliefs
39. What is your alignment? Sociopath.
40. Are you basically optimistic or pessimistic? For myself and my prospects, I am totally an optimist.
41. Do you believe in a god? If so, which one and why? I'm very open minded. I'm happy to commit blasphemies in any religion.
42. Do you believe in an afterlife? Mephisto and beings like him are a matter of official record. We know an afterlife exists, but most of the known ones suck.
43. What is your greatest fear? World peace.
44. What makes you angry? Sad? Happy? Why? Nicholas Creed, Boredom, gun-fetishists.
45. Do you think people are basically good or basically evil? People are basically self-interested, the results of which can end up looking like most people's definition of either one.
46. What are your views on politics? Religion? Sex? I have no national loyalty. I'm whatever political alignment pisses the most people off. My religious views were stated above. Sex, meanwhile, is one of the greatest things ever. Now I just need to find the right hot, guns-and-explosives-toting sadomasochist.
47. What are your views on gambling, lying, theft, and killing? I love gambling. My current favorite game is strip Russian Roulette. I'm a very good liar by trade, but prefer brutal honesty. Theft is a great way to keep skills sharp, but only for between-times. Killing, however, is an art form.
48. How far will you go to defend your beliefs? Personally held beliefs, or contractually held beliefs? Because if its just some personal conviction, meh, I'm not likely to bother bleeding for it. Ok, I will, but that's more about not minding bleeding. I will and have died to fulfill contracts however.
49. How much do you value money? Money is a means to an end. I've seen hundreds of thousands come and go, and more will come.
50. In your opinion, what is the most evil thing any human being could do? Knowingly and intentionally building artificial beings with free-will, but built in restraints upon their behavior out of the DNA of unwilling participants in order to create your own slave class.
51. Do you believe in self-sacrifice for the greater good? Totally. I love killing would-be-martyrs for their causes. Its almost like target practice that bleeds.
52. Do you believe in the existence of soul mates and/or true love? I believe in lust at first sight, but am well aware of what my psychological profile says about capacity for emotional attachment.
53. Are you superstitious? I make my own luck.
54. How much do you respect the beliefs and opinions of others? <i>giggles</i> Really?
55. How honest are you about your thoughts and feelings? More than most people are comfortable with.
56. Do you have any biases or prejudices? I fucking hate prejudiced people.