GoesBothWays (goesbothways) wrote,
@ 2011-06-23 10:20:00

Kelly is totally not sure about this Thunderbolts thing, but at least its a place to stay while they get things figured out. Not a bad place either. She has her own bed (and has duly hidden her stacks of Guns & Ammo and Soldier of Fortune magazines under the mattress). Most of these people rub her the wrong way, but the redhead with the repulsors is... well, honestly, the redhead is ok, the repulsors are fucking hot, and it averages out on the fucking hot end.
Most of the crew is out for the day. She didn't ask where, doesn't care. Anya, apparently, is in her lab. Kelly is making breakfast, using a pair of kitchen knives at once to expertly dice ham and peppers for omelettes. Despite the Summer season, she has on a semi-Halloween theme t-shirt, white, with jack-o-lanterns over the breasts, long enough to provide full coverage, and place the grinning black cat over her pubic region, and in between the pumpkins and the cats are the words 'I'm going as a nudist this year, want to see my costume?'

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	anyastark 2011-06-23 04:03 pm UTC (link)
	Anya had a sixth sense for when people were cooking. It was a survival mechanism. She couldn't cook, but she knew when others were cooking. She wandered into the kitchen. "I smell food." (Reply to this)(Thread)

	goesbothways 2011-06-23 04:06 pm UTC (link)
	Kelly does a little more fine dicing ginsu magic with both knives, then sweeps up the mix of fine diced ham, peppers and onions with the knives, flinging the bits perfectly into the pan, turning as the meat and veggies start to sizzle. "Hey hot stuff. Yeah, food is up in ten." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	anyastark 2011-06-23 04:33 pm UTC (link)
	"You're a life saver. I'd starve if it weren't for takeout or other people cooking." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	goesbothways 2011-06-23 04:41 pm UTC (link)
	"Hey, no problem, I'm just kinda doing my best with what was on hand here." she replies, stirring the mix, and starting the eggs and cheese. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	anyastark 2011-06-23 09:33 pm UTC (link)
	Anya slid onto a stool near the counter. "So where did you learn to cook? No offense, but you don't seem the type who would know how to cook." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	goesbothways 2011-06-23 09:35 pm UTC (link)
	"Demolitions training." she responds, without hesitation, deftly flipping the omelette in the pan and adding the ham and diced veggies. "Its all chemistry and reactions. If you can make a bomb, you can make breakfast." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	anyastark 2011-06-23 09:38 pm UTC (link)
	"See, I would think that, but I can make C4 but I set cereal on fire." She held up a hand. "Don't ask. I mean appliances commit suicide when they /think/ I'm going to use them." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	goesbothways 2011-06-23 09:45 pm UTC (link)
	"That is the sexiest damned part of a balanced breakfast I have ever heard of. I want to see this." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	anyastark 2011-06-23 10:13 pm UTC (link)
	Anya laughed. "See, I don't really know how I did it the first time let alone be able to do it. It's like the exploding cake. No clue how I did it without the use of regular explosives." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	goesbothways 2011-06-23 10:14 pm UTC (link)
	"Exploding cakes aren't that hard. Without intending to, though, there's a few possible ways about it, either with the yeast, or maybe something around the sodium. Accidentally creating explosives is kinda hot though, either way." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	anyastark 2011-06-23 10:21 pm UTC (link)
	"I was trying to pass the class," she explained. "Needless to say I failed that project." Anya shrugged. "I'm just following the family tradition of having excellent skills when it comes to ordering takeout." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	goesbothways 2011-06-23 10:23 pm UTC (link)
	"Bah, so you failed the class. You got an exploding cake out of it. Takeout works though... and meanwhile, your breakfast is ready." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	anyastark 2011-06-23 11:43 pm UTC (link)
	Anya leaned over and inhaled deeply the smell of the omelet. "This smells wonderful." She picked up her fork and took a bite. "This is delicious. I haven't had an omelet this good since the last one Jarvis made for me. I think I love you." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	goesbothways 2011-06-23 11:55 pm UTC (link)
	"Keep talking like that, and you're headed for breakfast in bed territory." she responds with a wink. "I am very lovable though, its true." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	anyastark 2011-06-23 11:58 pm UTC (link)
	"I can get breakfast in bed?" she asked between bites. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	goesbothways 2011-06-24 12:04 am UTC (link)
	"Play your cards right, say, losing at strip poker kind of playing cards right, and you might be able to get all sorts of things in bed. Breakfast among them." she teases, sashaying a little extra as she gets some juice and toast to go with the omelettes. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	anyastark 2011-06-24 10:13 pm UTC (link)
	"So a flash of skin will get me breakfast in bed?" Anya asked. It was only skin. She had never been a shrinking violet when it came to showing skin. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	goesbothways 2011-06-24 10:49 pm UTC (link)
	Kelly considers that. "Well, usually a flash just gets girls a t-shirt. Take that breakfast naked, above the covers, and I'll even feed you the grapes though." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	anyastark 2011-06-24 11:50 pm UTC (link)
	"Just the grapes?" Anya smirked. "What else will it get me?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	goesbothways 2011-06-24 11:51 pm UTC (link)
	"I like you already... give me a picture of yourself wearing nothing but the gauntlets, you could probably talk me into just about anything. What else do you want?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	anyastark 2011-06-25 12:47 am UTC (link)
	Anya grinned. "I'm a Stark. Everything." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	goesbothways 2011-06-25 12:49 am UTC (link)
	Kelly laughs. "Naked ambition, I approve. Very broad description though, if you want to negotiate, you need to be more specific. I've named my terms." she teases. "Now its your turn." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	anyastark 2011-06-25 12:52 am UTC (link)
	"I'm good with food. I don't need much more than that. Everything else is just added benefits." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

goesbothways
2011-06-25 12:57 am UTC (link)

"Awww, you're no fun, you go from wanting everything to back to just breakfast in bed. I thought you Stark were shrewd negotiators. So, we've established that you can have breakfast in bed, and get fed the grapes, but only if you do it Stark naked. I've added weaponized-Playboy pics to the mix, since you don't seem the shy type... so what do I need to do to get them?" she replies, continuing to whirl about the kitchen as she does so. "This negotiations process was just getting interesting."

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	anyastark 2011-06-25 02:14 pm UTC (link)
	"Hey, I'm plenty of fun," she defended. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)