My sister is insane.

Grace, you're posting in public that you're going to be somewhere dark and secluded at night. Not the safest approach, sister dear.

If you get kidnapped, it's your own fault.

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I'm not worried. If I do get kidnapped it'll probably be by one of your shady friends.

You're no fun at all Sarah. Fine, I'll have them send the ransom note to Mary.

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...touche.

Brilliant. Then both you, and the kidnappers, will suffer Mary's 'guilt look'.

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And the kidnappers will be very very ashamed of what they've done. No one can resist the Guilt Look.

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