I'm innocent! I wouldn't even know how to begin to break a toaster. It has a switch and a turny button. There was not button for 'flames', I would have noticed that.

Oh yeah, I'm sure that'll go over real well. Be sure to record that conversation for posterity.

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You managed it somehow. Must have been some sort of miracle.

Will do. We can laugh about it later.

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