Took a break after some private bodyguard work, and it would have been a blast, had a shark not bitten my finger off. And no, it wasn't some badass great white, it was a nurse shark. Go ahead and laugh, but just wait until one nabs your finger. Hurts, by the way.

I'll miss you, left-handed pinky. They asked if I wanted to kill the shark to reattach, but whatever. I hope it was a good meal.