Strangest thing, last night we had a homeless guy sneak around back and try to pay one of the girls on her cigarette break for sex. He tried to pay her with a dead pigeon. Anyway when the cops came and arrested him, he went into this big rant about how he used to be a lawyer, and the economy destroyed him and on and on and it really made me realize something important.

I almost missed my car payment for the month. That was a close one, right?