Kisame Hoshigaki (greatwhitesmile) wrote,
@ 2010-05-08 21:38:00

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Strangest thing, last night we had a homeless guy sneak around back and try to pay one of the girls on her cigarette break for sex. He tried to pay her with a dead pigeon. Anyway when the cops came and arrested him, he went into this big rant about how he used to be a lawyer, and the economy destroyed him and on and on and it really made me realize something important.

I almost missed my car payment for the month. That was a close one, right?

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	devilswalknstik 2010-05-09 12:10 am UTC (link)
	We get all types. Don't expect anything out of the ordinary. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	greatwhitesmile 2010-05-09 12:46 am UTC (link)
	Where have you been lately, Boss? I was going to give the pigeon to you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	devilswalknstik 2010-05-09 12:49 am UTC (link)
	You could have put it on ice and preserved it. I've been working over at the main office. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	greatwhitesmile 2010-05-09 12:51 am UTC (link)
	I'll remember that for next time. Whoa, promotion? Can you even... get promoted anymore? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	devilswalknstik 2010-05-09 12:57 am UTC (link)
	An abuse of powers. I've been moved up there to help out without a pay rise. It is temporary until the numbers have been lowered. I trust you are keeping everyone in check. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	last_to_know 2010-05-09 12:36 am UTC (link)
	Obviously he wasn't a good lawyer. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	greatwhitesmile 2010-05-09 12:47 am UTC (link)
	Maybe he was too good and took on so many cases he went insane. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	last_to_know 2010-05-09 12:50 am UTC (link)
	There is no such thing as too many cases. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	greatwhitesmile 2010-05-09 12:51 am UTC (link)
	Don't go crazy. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	last_to_know 2010-05-09 12:53 am UTC (link)
	No chance of that. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	lost_but_found 2010-05-09 12:38 am UTC (link)
	Perhaps he needed company. It can get lonely when you are by yourself or perhaps warm bed to sleep in. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	greatwhitesmile 2010-05-09 12:47 am UTC (link)
	He was pretty clear about wanting a woman to have sex with but... he got a warm bed that night in holding, I'd imagine. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	lost_but_found 2010-05-09 12:58 am UTC (link)
	I'm glad it worked out for him then. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	greatwhitesmile 2010-05-09 01:02 am UTC (link)
	Probably got food, too. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	makingabang 2010-05-09 01:00 am UTC (link)
	That's kind of funny. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	greatwhitesmile 2010-05-09 01:03 am UTC (link)
	In that sad way, yeah. I mean, at least he tried though. I respect the urge to try. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	makingabang 2010-05-09 01:29 am UTC (link)
	I don't know, a dead pigeon isn't worth much. He should've known that, yeah. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	greatwhitesmile 2010-05-09 01:31 am UTC (link)
	If it had been an eagle or something, maybe we'd let him in. Takes balls to fight an eagle. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	scarecrow_honor 2010-05-09 11:58 pm UTC (link)
	The crazy ex-lawyer reminded you to make a car payment? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	greatwhitesmile 2010-05-10 12:20 am UTC (link)
	People who lost it all. Would hate to lose my car. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	scarecrow_honor 2010-05-10 12:27 am UTC (link)
	Ah. Makes sense. Deep thinker? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	greatwhitesmile 2010-05-10 12:28 am UTC (link)
	Uh, I wouldn't say that exactly. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	speedy_recovery 2010-05-12 04:51 pm UTC (link)
	People like that are just sad. They like to go on for hours if they think they've got an audience. How long did it take to get him in the cruiser? Ah, yeah, don't want that to get repossessed. What kind of car is it? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	greatwhitesmile 2010-05-13 10:22 am UTC (link)
	Not too long, the police were burly. '07 Corvette, and she's almost 75% paid off. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	speedy_recovery 2010-05-13 10:09 pm UTC (link)
	Ahh, yeah, it's just usually considered a pain to manhandle those ones since the Baker Acted ones like to get violent with the flailing and the scratching and the biting a lot of the time. Mmm...500hp in those that year, I believe. I had an older one before, and she was gorgeous. What color? (Reply to this)(Parent)