Kisame Hoshigaki (greatwhitesmile) wrote,
@ 2010-05-08 21:38:00

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Strangest thing, last night we had a homeless guy sneak around back and try to pay one of the girls on her cigarette break for sex. He tried to pay her with a dead pigeon. Anyway when the cops came and arrested him, he went into this big rant about how he used to be a lawyer, and the economy destroyed him and on and on and it really made me realize something important.

I almost missed my car payment for the month. That was a close one, right?

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	makingabang 2010-05-09 01:29 am UTC (link)
	I don't know, a dead pigeon isn't worth much. He should've known that, yeah. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	greatwhitesmile 2010-05-09 01:31 am UTC (link)
	If it had been an eagle or something, maybe we'd let him in. Takes balls to fight an eagle. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	makingabang 2010-05-09 01:49 am UTC (link)
	Exactly. You can find a dead pigeon anywhere off the side of the road. With diseases. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	greatwhitesmile 2010-05-09 01:53 am UTC (link)
	Nobody likes disease, but you can mount a dead eagle and put it above your doorstep and keep all solicitors away. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	makingabang 2010-05-09 02:17 am UTC (link)
	That'd be a good taxidermy piece. I think it might be illegal though, national symbol and shit. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	greatwhitesmile 2010-05-09 02:21 am UTC (link)
	True. Though I saw a show recently where people were shooting them because they were pests and ate cats and chihuahuas and all that. And they like, fight with each other and crack their beaks off. Pretty intense national symbol. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	makingabang 2010-05-09 02:41 am UTC (link)
	Cause we're hardcore, yeah. We need a intense national symbol. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	greatwhitesmile 2010-05-09 02:42 am UTC (link)
	Mountain lions are pretty intense. Or a great white, huh? Who would fuck with a shark that had the American flag painted on it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	makingabang 2010-05-09 02:56 am UTC (link)
	Great whites have a bad rep to it, mountain lions are just big cats... Eagle's the way to go. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	greatwhitesmile 2010-05-09 02:57 am UTC (link)
	Great whites are misunderstood. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	makingabang 2010-05-09 03:34 am UTC (link)
	That's what they get for messing with Steven Spielberg. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	greatwhitesmile 2010-05-09 03:35 am UTC (link)
	He's an ass. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	makingabang 2010-05-09 03:39 am UTC (link)
	At least he's not a pain in the ass. Sharks can be that. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	greatwhitesmile 2010-05-09 03:39 am UTC (link)
	You take that risk when you go into their territory. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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