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I've been keeping tabs on the storyteller, until I am satisfied that the whole ordeal really is over. Her journal today is funny as hell. I know no one really needs to see her bad grammar and spelling errors, but I had to post part of her recent entry, because it is such obvious plagiarism that it's hilarious. Does she really think we believe she comes up with this stuff?? Anyway, for your viewing pleasure....
'My first impression of Keebler elves many years ago was that they were scary little men that baked my cookies in some tree deep in the woods. For years I searched for that tree. On camping trips, outings to the beach, or just picnics in the park. I thought somewhere those elves would pop out with their fresh baked cookies and make my day. It's been 24 years and not once have I been able to enjoy a nice warm cookie in the park. I believe it was a young Stephen Hawking who said, "if cookies were ho's then elves be they pimp." I might be paraphrasing a bit, it was either that or some crap about the universe. The point is, those elves make some pretty kick ass cookies. Those Keebler's prefer to do their baking in large hallow trees, despite the enormous fire hazard. Each year hundreds of elves and woodland creatures die in baking related forest fires, but those Fudge Grahams and Grasshoppers taste awesome so what the hell. Keep it up guys!'
Anyone else remember seeing this on HBO comedy? I do, I do!! The other entry was something about words of the day and the term 'gandersnatch', which isn't even a word. A similar term, 'Bandersnatch' was invented by Lewis Carroll in the poem 'Jabberwocky' from his Alice in Wonderland and Alice through the Looking Glass books. Some people are so ill-informed.
Anyway, I thought everyone needed a laugh for today, so there you are. *lol*
I am so tired of packing boxes, carrying boxes, and unpacking boxes only to pack them once again with different stuff. Arrggghh! {she screams} 'When will the madness end?!?' We are almost fully moved, got a lot done lastnight but still have a few cupboards to empty and then we need to clean, all before Saturday. Yippeee! {not} The biggest bummer is that lastnight I got invited to a BBQ and swimming in the river with friends, and I couldn't go because of all these damned cupboards & boxes! Soon, it will be over and then we can party! =)
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