YOU MISSED THE GREATEST WIPE-OUT OF ALL TIME TODAY! This fucking Benny ate it hard, Sav, it was the greatest thing I've ever seen... this thing literally blasted the poor dude. And it was like, the god of surfer-dudes everywhere was listening to me or something, because right before it happened I was like 'yo, how righteous would it be if that wave totally pitched that guy?' and then it happened.
Why am I always working when these wipe-outs of epic proportions are going on!?
When will the kooks learn? My favourite part is watching some sponger who just got hold of a board get all aggro because he yardsaled on a wave he shouldn't have been riding in the first place.
Wanna put me in touch with your god of surfer-dudes, because this dude right here could use some help the next time that bubbles Freddy trys to frigg me and then wonders why I'm not going to caddy her board? -puppy dog eyes-
Yo Savy, next time you get a squid like that on your case you come right to Brodsky. I'll put in a good word with Huey and have that snake taco'd off a freight train. She'll be eatin' major foam.
Puppy dog eyes are the bane of my mellow existance, man. Totally unfair.
What would I do without you to deal with these barnwallers for me? I mean, I can always show 'em up with a good swell, but some of those brahs are pretty nasty on-shore. What ever happened to just a good zimzala state of mind, man? Praise be to Huey. *bows head*
But, they somehow always work like a charm.
Oh that guru came in here looking for you the other day, don't know what he wanted but I told him I'd pass on that I saw him.
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When will the kooks learn? My favourite part is watching some sponger who just got hold of a board get all aggro because he yardsaled on a wave he shouldn't have been riding in the first place.
Wanna put me in touch with your god of surfer-dudes, because this dude right here could use some help the next time that bubbles Freddy trys to frigg me and then wonders why I'm not going to caddy her board? -puppy dog eyes-
Puppy dog eyes are the bane of my mellow existance, man. Totally unfair.
But, they somehow always work like a charm.
Oh that guru came in here looking for you the other day, don't know what he wanted but I told him I'd pass on that I saw him.