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I have been unemployed for a month. A month! One outrageous month! A whole month of no owls, no floo calls, no nothing.

Complete bollocks.

There is nothing to do around here

Alright, out with it then. Who put a curse on my name?

PENROSE PACK YOUR TENT BECAUSE I GOT US A JOB WE ARE GOING TO BRAZIL

In two weeks. From Friday.

Now, is pirate still an occupation? Because I think I'd be very good at that.

Experience in looting? Check.

Agile balance? Check

Capable of crushing bones? Lynch, tell the world your testimonial.

In possession of killer boots? Definitely.

UNIQUE ANIMAL COMPANION? CHECK!

Though the thought of living at sea for the rest of my life does put a big damper down on things. Choices, choices....

( NICO )

Well, you're looking at Gringott's most recently "let go" employee. Anyone like to tell me what the hell unemployment is like?

I want my niffler back Nora

HELLLOO ISTANBUL!

You're looking lovely as usual.


Oh! SURPRISE WENDY AND SETH HERE I AM!

LET'S GO ENGLAND!

THERE IS SEX GOING ON RIGHT NOW

It's such a hot beautiful night, I almost want to sleep outside with the stars.

You lot have little time to scramble in farewells, because Lorenzo and I are departing for EGYPTIAN TOMBS on Friday.

Look who's back in England! After an especially exciting romp in Greece that notably included a Griffin and an exploding plant, but I'm not going to give away the whole story here. Where's the fun in that?

Most importantly I have souvenirs! You know who you are if you're getting one.

Also, can someone please direct me toward the most authentic Baklava in London? I'm dying for it.