L Μ W

Now, is pirate still an occupation? Because I think I'd be very good at that.

Experience in looting? Check.

Agile balance? Check

Capable of crushing bones? Lynch, tell the world your testimonial.

In possession of killer boots? Definitely.

UNIQUE ANIMAL COMPANION? CHECK!

Though the thought of living at sea for the rest of my life does put a big damper down on things. Choices, choices....

( NICO )