[Joceline] I'm not dead! I just er, got a little lost? I lost my wand at any rate. I was in Muggle London and then I didn't know how to get back without my wand so I wandered around and found a tellyphone and called a car service thing and had them drive me home (yeah, all the way home!) only I didn't have muggle money so they called the cops on me and tried to arrest me and stuff but I managed to talk my way out of getting arrested but I still had to find some money so I told them to take me to Kings Cross and I went to the Platform 9 3/4s and hid in there for a little while until the people were gone and from there I floo'd home and THEN I got owled to come back to work and help, but I don't have a wand.

Um so. yes. I have grandfather's but it feels weird and I need mine back. but I've been at work helping clean stuff up and totally not my job but I think I deserve a raise now.

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ALRIGHT, so, I would like to let people know I am not missing. Just miscommunication.

I think I'm going to like being employed.

Let's get things started shall we


SO. I don't really listen to gossip, but there's been some juicy tidbits! A lot of it has to do with sex, so if that's not your topic, oops. Also, just repeating what I heard! I didn't make up much any of it!

APPARENTLY, someone is pregnant. My bets are on a Gryffindor. Again.

ALSO, someone in Ravenclaw has been getting visits to their bed from someone who is NOT their boyfriend or girlfriend.

The Head Boy wears girl knickers.

Ravenclaw quidditch is only hanging on by a thread because someone's doing someone's something in the locker room! ooh. Bets on Moran! The short one, not the other one with nice knockers teeth.

SOMETHING HINKY is going on in Hufflepuff, with all that good hair my bets go to the Dobbsssess.

KOBE. You apparently need to shave your pits. Sorry, love, it's the word on the street. Or in the corridors, rather.


ANY one else got some good stuff? I think I should write a book on it.

Hellllllll yes we're the best!

Oscar blocked all that shit and we're totally going to blow everyone out this year.

Who is up for some celebrations? De-lovely Delana? Princess Phoebe? Gorgie Georgie? Lucious Professor Lily

Okay those names are crap, but you're all very very pretty.

( Warded to Professor (Mrs.) Potter )

Joceline, send me some chocolate teacakes. I'm a growing boy and need my sweets. :(