:: HEATHCLIFF shimpling :: (indigo) wrote,
@ 2009-03-06 21:25:00

~~Let's get things started shall we~~

SO. I don't really listen to gossip, but there's been some juicy tidbits! A lot of it has to do with sex, so if that's not your topic, oops. Also, just repeating what I heard! I didn't make up ~~much~~ any of it!

APPARENTLY, someone is pregnant. My bets are on a Gryffindor. Again.

ALSO, someone in Ravenclaw has been getting visits to their bed from someone who is NOT their boyfriend or girlfriend.

The Head Boy wears girl knickers.

Ravenclaw quidditch is only hanging on by a thread because someone's doing someone's something in the locker room! ooh. Bets on Moran! The short one, not the other one with nice ~~knockers~~ teeth.

SOMETHING HINKY is going on in Hufflepuff, with all that good hair my bets go to the Dobbsssess.

KOBE. You apparently need to shave your pits. Sorry, love, it's the word on the street. Or in the corridors, rather.

ANY one else got some good stuff? I think I should write a book on it.

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	catchmelove 2009-03-07 04:35 am UTC (link)
	~~FUCK YOU SHIMPLING THAT IS SO GROSS~~ Oy, fuck you! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	indigo 2009-03-07 04:36 am UTC (link)
	HEY I didn't say it first! It was some third year. I was just listening and thought you ought to know! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	catchmelove 2009-03-07 04:39 am UTC (link)
	I TAKE CARE OF MY FUCKING HYGIENE, HEATHCLIFF. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	indigo 2009-03-07 04:40 am UTC (link)
	OKAY GOOD TO KNOW. Everyone should have fucking hygiene. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	catchmelove 2009-03-07 04:42 am UTC (link)
	STOP IT. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	indigo 2009-03-07 04:46 am UTC (link)
	DOES IT HELP IF I SAY YOU'RE PRETTY AND IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT GROSS THIRD YEARS SAY? Because it should. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	catchmelove 2009-03-07 05:13 am UTC (link)
	~~YES BUT--~~ JUST SHUT UP OKAY (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	indigo 2009-03-07 05:14 am UTC (link)
	OK. You're still pretty! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	catchmelove 2009-03-07 05:15 am UTC (link)
	You still have a stupid name! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	indigo 2009-03-07 05:16 am UTC (link)
	I AGREE. You can blame my grandfather. He's purple. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	KOBE gavins 2009-03-07 05:05 am UTC (link)
	I'm HB but I am not above shooting a sly hex during the halls... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	GAVIN catchmelove 2009-03-07 05:14 am UTC (link)
	I don't think I've ever liked you this much. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	thegrouch 2009-03-07 04:47 am UTC (link)
	Dude. Telling one of the most gorgeous ~~babes~~ birds in the school that she has poor hygiene definitely won't do anything for your karma or your calling card. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	indigo 2009-03-07 04:48 am UTC (link)
	Karma? Can you eat it? I APOLOGIZED. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	gavins 2009-03-07 05:01 am UTC (link)
	~~Can't believe I'm agreeing with you, of all~~ Got to agree with you there, mate. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	catchmelove 2009-03-07 05:17 am UTC (link)
	~~WSGEOISDKJGSLDGKS~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)

	catchmelove 2009-03-07 05:16 am UTC (link)
	~~oegiskdgms~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)

	madleyinlove 2009-03-07 04:38 am UTC (link)
	~~We're all not huge arse morons like last year's~~ Gossip is a nasty, dirty habit to get into. ~~How appropriate for a Slytherin~~ ~~And everyone's going to think you're talking about me because I'm the one in a bloody committed relationship--~~ (Reply to this)(Thread)

	indigo 2009-03-07 04:39 am UTC (link)
	And some people have nasty and dirty written allllllll over them. Care to hazard a guess on any of them, Mrs. Madley? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	madleyinlove 2009-03-07 04:41 am UTC (link)
	You're at the top of the list, Shimpling. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	indigo 2009-03-07 04:41 am UTC (link)
	I am neither capable of getting pregnant or being Head Boy. I wouldn't mind some hinkiness with Delana though. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	madleyinlove 2009-03-07 05:31 am UTC (link)
	Obviously. You'd make the worst Head Boy ever. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	indigo 2009-03-07 05:32 am UTC (link)
	I was never interested in the position. I could really care less about what other people do to break rules. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	feebees 2009-03-07 04:40 am UTC (link)
	Heathcliff! ~~Potcallingkettleblackpotcallingkettleblackogujsd~~ This is highly inappropriate! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	indigo 2009-03-07 04:43 am UTC (link)
	Is it? No one did anything last year! This way we all can participate in the fun! I've heard some lovely stuff about you, but refrained from repeating it, so I'm not all bad. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	feebees 2009-03-07 04:48 am UTC (link)
	They did too do stuff last year! The Gryffindor girls were punished for the rag and some of the Ravenclaws who retaliated were too! ~~WHAT WHAT DID YOU HEAR IT'S ALL FAKE----~~ And those regular gossip papers stopped a long time before that! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	indigo 2009-03-07 04:50 am UTC (link)
	I said I didn't make it up! We all hear it! Just ask Myrtle. She knows it ALL. Because Rita Skeeter left, but she's still amazing. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	feebees 2009-03-07 05:10 am UTC (link)
	~~Hey I was writing that way after Rita left DURING too okay stop it--~~ But it's still absolutely unnecessary to repeat what you hear, Heathcliff! ~~and Myrtle is a PAIN IN THE ASS SO---~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	indigo 2009-03-07 05:11 am UTC (link)
	It's harmless! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	feebees 2009-03-07 05:12 am UTC (link)
	No, it's really not! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	indigo 2009-03-07 05:13 am UTC (link)
	I'm not printing it out and passing it around! Everyone will have forgotten by breakfast. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	PHOEBE feminist 2009-03-07 04:44 am UTC (link)
	OH MY GOD MAKE IT GO AWAY. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ASHLYN feebees 2009-03-07 04:50 am UTC (link)
	I'm trying! Don't freak out! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	PHOEBE feminist 2009-03-07 04:53 am UTC (link)
	I'M PRETTY SURE I'M THE ONLY GIRL IN THE ENTIRE FUCKING SCHOOL STUPID ENOUGH TO GET HERSELF PREGNANT. Ohhhh, my God Phoebe. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ASHLYN feebees 2009-03-07 05:12 am UTC (link)
	You are not stupid! Sex and pregnancy is a NATURAL thing and you were already engaged to Keegan WAY before so it's just getting an early start on things! You're not stupid! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

PHOEBE

feminist
2009-03-07 05:28 am UTC (link)

Yes, but you're like, the only person that really knows that we've been engaged that long!

And what am I supposed to do when we finish up school and I'm all fat and all--dealing with being pregnant. ~~There's no way I'll get into the hit wizard program now~~

~~I'm not ready for an early start--I don't think I can do this, Phoebe--~~

I need food. Will you go with me to raid the kitchens?

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	gavins 2009-03-07 05:11 am UTC (link)
	Shimpling! I thought you promised not to tell everyone after last night ;) (Reply to this)(Thread)

	indigo 2009-03-07 05:15 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, well walking in on you wearing that was terrifying enough to forget about any promises. Gosh. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	babyd 2009-03-07 05:18 am UTC (link)
	Well, don't I feel behind! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	indigo 2009-03-07 05:18 am UTC (link)
	Hey, you've got a beautiful behind! (Reply to this)(Parent)

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