Yes, I did get married.
However, in an unfortunate turn of events involving a kitchen knife, the bedroom linens, a bar of soap and some piano wire, my brother's wedding present was unable to serve his purpose.
Pity.
However, in an unfortunate turn of events involving a kitchen knife, the bedroom linens, a bar of soap and some piano wire, my brother's wedding present was unable to serve his purpose.
Pity.