「ℐuliet → ᶯott」

Yes, I did get married.

However, in an unfortunate turn of events involving a kitchen knife, the bedroom linens, a bar of soap and some piano wire, my brother's wedding present was unable to serve his purpose.

Pity.

Rhys Nott, you're going to take me to Hawaii. We need a honeymoon vacation.

And how is everyone else, then?


---In addition, this is a message to my terribly impolite brother to take his girlfriend somewhere nice as well. This is a compulsory demand.

Aha ha.

It seems a waste to do nothing with the perfect string of O's that I undoubtedly scored on my N.E.W.T.s. But that's before I realize that I would rather not be forced to act like I give a shit what anyone else thinks and join the labor forces when I can merely stay at home and never have to deal with morons again if I don't wish to. If there is one thing my parents ever did for me, it was die and leave me their money. I suppose I can count that as payback enough for the neglectful childhood I received from them for the first seventeen years of my life.

The question remains, however; what to do now with approximately 100 years worth of free time?

Sigh, I'm just too awesome.