I got a really cool Pez dispenser. Wanna see?

HAHAH your girl? Goddamn, you are gettin soft! So y'all are a thing now? Knew I did you a solid, bitch!

No, and if you shove it in my face, I'll break it.

Fuck off, maybe I'm just a little proud of her! Doesn't mean I'm getting soft...

But it's Betty Rubble. Everybody wants to fuck Betty Rubble, it's like Freudian.

Proud of her?? For WHAT?? Breathing?? No wonder she's so sensitive if you treat her like a pretty little princess... jesus fuck.

Has anyone ever told you that you're a freak? I will still snap it in half.

She is a princess No, I'm proud that she's my girl ass. You're a dick.

You're some rude considerin I just offered to share some of my second favorite candy ever with you, whore.

HA! That aint nothin to be proud of there buddy ;) I know your track record, esp with weepy bitches.

Calm down crybaby, I might not snap it in half. I can't promise anything.

What? I don't remember there being weepy bitches.

And screw you, I'm just happy okay? how many of those girls before did I actually like enough to date?

I ain't a crybaby! You better be quiet before that pretty Rover gets TP'd.

I'm sure you dipped deep into a few weepy ones in your time. I know you like the ones with lots of feelings. Makes you happy, hahahh!!