Airplane

One day a pilot named Jodan Girard-DiCarlo was flying a Boeing 737. He was ready to land. AHHHHH BOOOM. He smashed into a unrecognizable piece of junk. He died.

Phone

One day a guy named Jodan G. picked up the phone BOOOOM. "Sir C-4 was connected to the phone," said a Sergeant. All well said the General.

Go-Kart Squish

Boooommm GGGGGGGGG Jodan G. was driving down the road. Wwwoooo VI VI the police car drove toward Jodan. Kid you owe us $200.00. Ok then he drove over Leah and squished her guts out on the ground. He laughed. He drove away. The police scraped her guts off the road.

Smash!!

One day a stupid guy was driving down the road. He stopped at a convenience store and bought a 12 pack of beer. He drove down the road. He was drunk. He smashed into a building. His car blew up. But the food survived!!

Empire

One day an over weight man went to the empire state building. He went to the top deck, He broke the gate. He fell. Splat!! His guts splattered every where. He made a 2 mile deep hole.

Shot

One day a guy named Jodan Girard-DiCarlo was driving down the road. All of the sudden bullets shot at him. He opened the door and fell out with blood spurting out of the 13 bullet holes. He died right away.

Shoes

Jodan Girard-DiCarlo walked into a shoe store. He picked up a pair of shoes. He tried them on. His foot his the button that triggered the C2 bomb that would go off in 45 minutes. He bought the shoes. 44 minutes later he was on the interstate when kaboom the back end of the car blew off. The car flew off the road and smashed into bits. He died.

Chairs

One day Jodan Girard-DiCarlo went to Staples. He wanted a chair for his office. He picked a chair. He took the box to it and paid for it. He put it in his car and drove home. The next morning he put it together at his office. He asked Greg Cook to try it out first and it triggered the nail bomb inside. Harry Wells sat in it next. KABOOOOM!!! The chair blew up. Jodan and Greg went to the intensive care unit at the hospital. Harry, John and Steve died on the spot.

Computer

One day Jodan Girard-DiCarlo bought a car. It was a Dodge Dullie. It had a bomb hooked on the speedometer and it would go off when the car was driving below 25 miles an hour. As he neared his house the car blew up and he was blasted through the roof. He died.

Nintendo 64

One day Jodan Girard-DiCarlo bought a Nintendo 64 and the game Crusin' USA. He didn't know as soon as he touched a button the TV, Nintendo 64 and controller would blow up. When he got it setup...

Had some consulting in Burlington yesterday. Then Ark and I went to the coffee shop and sat down and started to play with Backpack. It's such a nice application, but it's so expensive for what it is. I'd much rather pay like $100 or something to be able to run that on my own server without having such limitations and high price points for what you're getting. Oh well, we're going to try it for 30 days and see how well it works for us. So far it seems to be really cool. We're also using PackRat and I am going to look at getting it all onto the iPhone, so far so good.

After that, I went and picked up my Nintendo DS hack device thingy. And then I went to the barn and emilie and I worked for about an hour. Went home, ordered some pizza (I love delivery). While we were waiting for that to come, I played with my Nintendo DS thing. It's the AceKard 2. I almost got this other one, but after hearing good things about the AceKard...

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Oops, got sidetracked and couldn't finish my entry. Anyways, AceKard 2 is cool, just got the 4GB card, and still waiting for some games to download.

I told makkintosshu I'd buy his Sony PSP just incase I break the one I am modding, although I see no reason as to why that would happen since it's no sodering or anything crazy. I also found out you can still play legal games with a modded PSP, which is good to know.

So today, I had some consulting in the morning, really easy, I got the lady to purchase an iPhone since her Nokia was crap. Will get that setup for her when she gets back from vacation in a couple weeks. That'll be cool, I am hoping it works.

I finished up working on the server and setting up the proper permissions. I'll be writing a couple articles on Macintosh-Admin so if you're a geeky Macintosh administrator check it out, it'll be on permissions and VPN.

Today, I'm not doing much else unless I get some more consulting calls. I've scheduled a few appointments for next week so that's good. I might hit up the bike shop that just opened up the block and see if they can change the tire on my bike and if they can I might go for a ride along the back roads. I might go horseback riding because the weather is really nice, or I might just sit down a relax and play some Resident Evil or something.

I've submitted a post on lj_dev to see why they included this chunk of code on the support pages that usually rejects people, I don't know how kratos/cloud got into the support queue haha But I've ripped out the code chunk and inserted my own which seems to be working for the moment.

Have a lovely day everyone!