Bertha Jorkins
03 February 2020 @ 07:43 pm
 
. . . . )
 
 
Bertha Jorkins
07 March 2012 @ 09:16 pm
 
I AM SO TIRED!!!!!
BUT LOOK AT MY FAIRY PRINCESS!!!! )
 
 
Bertha Jorkins
13 January 2012 @ 08:05 pm
 
MAGGIE!!!!!!!!!! GUESS WHAT

warded to maggie )
 
 
Bertha Jorkins
30 November 2011 @ 02:54 am
 
being pregnant and fat!!!!! really, really, really sucks. i would like some help picking stuff up because it's getting pretty tough to reach the floor without looking so weird. my boobs look really great

maggie )
 
 
Bertha Jorkins
02 July 2011 @ 05:37 pm
 
OH. MY. GOD.
 
 
Bertha Jorkins
03 December 2009 @ 09:54 am
brr  
I got a new sweater and scarf today.
 
 
Bertha Jorkins
21 October 2009 @ 03:18 pm
 
Apparently I have to go to this stupid, annoying, dateless party. I don't have a thing to wear.
 
 
Bertha Jorkins
24 August 2009 @ 01:43 pm
 
[Fiona] ONE WEEK. Are you excited? Do you want to go get a pedicure! You could use a foot rub, I bet!
 
 
Bertha Jorkins
05 November 2008 @ 10:57 pm
 
FIONA )

A year of my

A WHOLE year on someone who snogs tarts when he's drunk I am so
 
 
Bertha Jorkins
23 September 2008 @ 08:27 am
 
I want to learn German.
 
 
Bertha Jorkins
31 August 2008 @ 09:50 am
 
I have my job back! It's really exciting because I have been so bored. I took Albert shopping so much this week, he's got a whole new wardrobe but now he's off with friends because he doesn't want to hang around with his silly sister anymore. Oh teenagers.

I want to have some fun! Who wants to have some fun? It's not the best place for a tattoo but I've got my job back and all my quills are still here! Except the pink one but I know who has that Doge A party maybe? Or just a night out? I think a night out! Who wants to come with me? I know the best spots in London.
 
 
Bertha Jorkins
27 June 2008 @ 07:39 am
 
Ugh, I wish the ministry had summers off. I'm dying being inside when it's nice outside.

DYING.

And really bored.
 
 
Bertha Jorkins
01 April 2008 @ 08:43 pm
 
Work sucks when no one will come near you.

I'm not sick anymore!!
 
 
Bertha Jorkins
13 March 2008 @ 10:41 pm
 
Can someone take me to hospital? I must be dying, I can't barely keep my head up to ask this.
 
 
Bertha Jorkins
09 March 2008 @ 11:48 am
 
I'm actually sort of glad no one came calling yesterday, I feel like absolute rubbish and I don't think I would be very good company. Currently I'm being miserable on my couch, wrapped in a blanket and trying to keep a piece of toast down. Bloody wonderful way to turn twenty on

I think I got a bad batch of potions, because Pepper-Up just isn't working. If it's not working by Monday (ugh work) I'll go to hospital. I don't think I can leave this couch I feel so gross, apparating or flooing is certinly out of the question.
 
 
Bertha Jorkins
22 February 2008 @ 11:12 pm
 
Sigh.