May I please call forth the attention of all security officers who were on duty last night. I would like incredibly detailed reports on the lapse in camera operations last night.

As an edit, for the time being all of food services has been shut down. And will continue to be closed until maximum heath grade standards have been achieved again. I apologize for any inconvenience.

If you have any information at all about the party responsible for this "invasion," I'm requesting you come forth. I will pay you up to $2,000 for anything you can give.