It's with the greatest honor that I would like to announce that every single one of you is invited to attend the wedding of Madara Uchiha and Hashirama Senju on November 27th, 2010.

So me. My wedding. I decided to be ultra generous and extend an invitation to the lot of you. You will find formal invitations in the employee lounge, as well as instructions to the country club where the wedding will take place. I have one rule and one simple rule only. Don't any of you dare to try and crash this wedding. I've hired security so intense it's practically a SWAT team. You won't get away with it, trust me.

Other than that, it's open bar. And there will be gourmet food beyond what any of you can afford daily. And free gifts for all who attend. Plus the honor of witnessing the greatest love of our time.

Plus you get the day off work if you attend.