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As everyone has been saying, we have been very busy this month. Kali and I have been on wild adventures, outside a~~nd in the bedroom too.~~ and everywhere. We were going to all the best places in NYC for the Christmas Holiday. We saw the Nutcracker show and did cool things like that. We went to the Tree lightings and did random concerts for people. Why? Because we're famous because of them. Why? Because we felt like it. We're thankful for everything our fans have given us. Our fans made us as important as we are today. So we like to give back to them. We do random free concerts, we run around on Halloween dancing around and giving them a shitload of candy. We sent them back Happy Holiday cards and put little pictures of us in there for them and sign them. They matter to us as much as we matter to them and we want that to be understood.

So what we're "celebrities" we're not assholes about it. We use to be regular people just like our fans but they heard us and they felt a certain way because of our music and they supported us and put us to be at the top. They wanted to march to the beat of my drum and get lifted up by Kali's voice and because they gave us that chance, we'll stay humble and we'll keep doing for them. We get to have the best of both worlds if you really think about it. We get to run around NYC and take the train and try to act like normal people but we get to have "mad guap" like Riley would say.

Me and Kali like to keep things simple. We're not all big and fancy. We like to stay home and watch a bunch of movies. We love to just do regular things. Being famous doesn't mean we have to eat out of spoons with diamonds on 'em and wipe our ass with silk tiolet paper or something ridiculous like that. I bleed and you bleed and we all bleed the same kind of red blood. It's not like if I could slit my wrist liquid gold will come out. So stop talking shit about us for not being snooty ass bitches. How about you come bite me? That way when you try I can punch all your teeth out and make Kali a cool necklace. With that being said I will move on.

Kali wanted a Christmas tree so we put one up. Rant was delighted to say the least. He kept jumping on the tree and I was beginning to think he was a monkey and not even a cat anymore...or should I say CHUPACATBRA?! Here are some pictures of the fucking pine tree that kept making me sneeze. I sneezed so much Kali thought I was Rudolf. She thought it was cute but I was pissed.

OBVIOUSLY, THERE WAS GOING TO BE BATMAN ORNANMENTS. WHO THE FUCK WERE YOU KIDDING?

TO THE BATMOBILE!!

BATMAN DOES NOT SMELL, AND ROBIN DID NOT LAY AN EGG.
(I would know if they did, they were on my Christmas Tree!)

RILEY PUT UP THE SPIDERMAN ONE! Spidey aint so bad!

RILEY AND KALI GOT ME THIS ONE. THAT'S WHY IT DOESN'T MATCH WITH THE REST OF THE COLLECTION!
It's the thought that counts right?

Last but certainly not least, the tree topper!

Rant put that one up there at the top of the tree for us. Okay maybe he didn't but I will give him the credit because he tried his hardest. This is a picture of the little guy on Christmas morning. He just woke up and he was about to go open his presents.

And with that I end this Christmasy part of my entry because Kali said she wanted to tell everyone what we all got for Christmas. So that's fine with me. She said she was going to post some pictures of everything. But there's still some things on my mind just floating around up there making me think. Riles is a real cool girl. I knew her when her and Kali were still just little punk ass shrimps. She might seem rough around the edges but that doesn't make her a shitty person. Remember, I was rough around the edges too but that's just how life makes some people. That doesn't give anybody the right to judge them. Riles is like my little sister and I don't like people trying to treat her like shit. She usually has horrible taste in who she picks as a boyfriend or girlfriend but recently she brought home this cute girl named Roxan and I think that's cool. Roxan joined us for the movie night marathon. I think Roxan is just what Riley needs and I was surprised when Riles invited her to come perform with us during the surprise New Year's Eve concert we were throwing. But I wasn't surprised when Roxan said yes, because she's real down to earth, a real sweet girl. What confused me was that after Riles came home from dropping her off, she didn't seem so happy..she seemed really sad. I have to remember to ask her about that. I hope everything's okay.

P.S. So what Riles if me and Kali do it all night. We can do whatever we want. That's my girl. I can do the nasty with her all night and nobody can do a damned thing about it. Lmao.