After packing everything for me and Rant, I sent him to bed. But only after reading the little guy a bedtime story. Yes, I packed for Rant. He's going on tour with us. If anything he's like our "mascot" but in reality he's me and Kali's adorable fuzzy son. Of course, he takes after his father, which would be me. Obviously. DUH.

Kali's in her room making so much noise. I think she's trying to fit her whole closet into her suitcase. Pssh. I'm gonna go ahead and let her. You wanna know why? Because I'm not going to be stuck carrying it. She's going to be the one losing her arm and dislocating her shoulder and all that drama. Not me.

Just for fuck's sake I should put some bricks into her bag. Have her wonder why it's so heavy. While I laugh silently to myself about why she's having so much difficulity with her bags. I know, it's cruel but it's hilarious.

I'm just sitting here looking at the window. Listening to the rain. Watching each droplet of water lose the battle against gravity and slowly slip down the windows farther and farther until it goes racing down towards the ground. Poor raindrops fell from their fluffy little cloud homes. They got evicted from their landlord. They fell from grace and now they go SPLAT.



Yes, that's a pic of me in pajamas. And no, I'm not wearing my Hello Kitty undies under that. Because the truth is, those Hello Kitty undies that Kali was talking about was just all part of her limitless imagination. So no don't lurk on ebay waiting for them to go on sale. Because they won't.

But don't worry. Kali is going to get hers. Because you know what? The weather tonight is rainy with a great chance of thunder and payback!

CUE THE THUNDER AND LOTS OF IT!


ARE YOU SCARED YET KALI?! Don't worry because I wouldn't leave you alone tonight to be scared. Like always I'll let you come sleep in my bed so you won't be so scared. I'll keep you safe. Because I love you...and tomorrow is a big big day..for the both of us.