Yes, I know these entries are so damn late. It's not my fault. It's Kali's. She keeps making me run away with her and feeding me so much delicious freakin food that I gained 500 tons and can't move my fat ass to type to you people and let you know what's going on.

We had went to ConeHEADy Island and had a FUCKING awesome time. The train ride there made my ass completely numb. I became paralyzed and needed a wheelchair. We were wearing disguises hoping no one would really recognize us. Because we just wanted to go out and have fun.



We actually went to the circus. Yes, whoa I know. I've never in my whole hot damn life have been to the circus. It was some pretty wild ass shit. Fucking Ringling Brothers. Random question, what happened to the Ringling Sisters? They were eaten by tigers! Haha..



Shit was glowing in the dark, I swear I know that there was aliens up in there watching the show too. Because it's impossible for so much glowing to be happening in one place like that and aliens not be involved. There was some guy running on a wheel kind of thing and he kept almost dying. He was making me mad. Kali can do a better job than he did. And she's as clumsy as ...an octopus with three legs instead of eight. There were these people on motorcycles and they were driving in a ball thing around and around.

SOME GUY WAS BALANCING SOME LADY AND A WHOLE LADDER THING JUST FOR HER...with his forehead. Yes...his freakin forehead. I bet he was telling her at the end of the night "damn bitch you give me migraines, lose some weight." There was some french guy, BONJOUR Riding his little ass bike and going through rings of fire.

Made me think of Johnny Cash. I was singing in and drumming. They ironically played some of our songs at the beginning of the show, so I was drumming all my parts on some bald guy's head..or was it an old lady? I have no idea. But I was jamming.

There was like a group of suicidal ladies on strings and ropes trying to kill themselves. Why do people take their kids to the circus? This is some dangerous shit. Elephants were mad smelly going buck wild trying to gangrape the ringleader. The tigers were trying to do their versions of hit and run...aka bite and run on their trainer.



It was so crazy but it was a thousand times more fun than picking Kali's nose while she sleeps and I never knew anything could be more fun than that. Besides wiping her boogers on her forehead. Haha! I'm going to freaking join the circus. That's some hardcore bad ass shit.

AFTER THAT, we went ate at Nathan's! Woo. Cheese fries with bacon. Mmmm and chicken tenders. It was sooooo good. It was like eating Jesus at Church or something. Like the Cambell's soup ad. Mmm mmm good. Kali tried to make me eat a corndog. To be honest, I didn't like it. It tasted like burnt dirty chupacatbra ass on a popsicle stick.



We were running around going on all the rides after that. The scariest one had to be this one..



The best one though was the cyclone. Kali was almost too short to ride it. LMAO.



Yes..I know..HAHAHA. After all the rides and games we ended up walking the boardwalk and then the beach together. That's when we saw...jellyfish washed up ashore. We took millions of pictures but I'm too lazy to upload them all. That's why Kali is planning on writing after I'm done so she can upload and show everyone all the pictures.

But here's at least one jellyfish picture.



And with that I'll end the entry, there will be more to come!! This was just a warm up to get into the swing of things. Next thing you know I'll swing through all these updates like Tarzan.