I think Jellyfish are aliens. How do they not have a brain? They have a brain, they're just hiding it somewhere..they're brain is invisible. They're evil little demons. Sneaky little bastards just come up and tangle you up and burn you up and leave scars and kill you!!! That's horrible! I'm not going to swim or anything. I'll be damned if a jellyfish comes and attacks my little white butt. Because it doesn't see the color white and slams into my butt. NO. HELL NO.

You know what creature is better? THE CHUPACABRA!! It's so much cooler. And you know what? After watching a few specials, Rant and I decided, he was going to become a chupacabra.

BEHOLD!!! CHUPACATBRA! MUAHAHAHAHA!


I wonder who would win a fight between a jellyfish and the chupacabra! My bet is on the chupacabra.

Anyway, don't forget you guys! Rant isn't a cat anymore. He's a CHUPACATBRA!

It was raining all day. How mother fucking great. YEAH I KNOW! Ugh. The rain can lick my ass. Basically I stayed in with Kali all day, she kept making us watch Twilight. I swear letting her get that DVD was the worst thing I can do to our DVD player. She's been using that DVD player nonstop playing that movie on repeat. Our DVD player actually went and made a damn sign saying "PLEASE HELP ME!! FUCKING HELP ME!! AYUDA MEEE" Like I have nothing against Twilight. The story is kinda cool. Yeah it has that love story thing going on but come on, the vampires are awesome. I mean look at Dracula. He's awesome. VAMPIRES ARE AWESOME!!! NO DOUBT ABOUT IT.



I honestly don't like rainy days. They make my hair get all like BOOF. What the fuck is that for? Why the fuck does it have to fuck up my sexy ass hair for? WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE SUCH A THING HAPPEN TO ME! JESUS CHRIST. I end up looking like I have afro and Kali wants to scream like "OMG HELP!! SOMEONE BROKE INTO MY HOUSE OMG MADDY!! AHHH" and I'm standing there like "...DAMNIT KALI IT'S ME...MY HAIR IS JUST FUCKED UP RIGHT NOW. STOP SCREAMING FOR HELP!!"

Anyway, I was teaching Rant how to play checkers. He's so smart. He beat Kali three times in a row. That's my boy! It's thundering like crazy over here. Kali's over there being scared under her blanket. So I'm off to scare her some more. MUAHAHAHA.

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