( ELLIE! )

I have been in the best of moods, lately. Maybe that's what marriage does to you?

...nahhhhh.

( ZACH )

Who's excited for quidditch?!?! I am, because HUFFLEPUFF TOOK THE CUP THIS YEAR! HELL YEAH LET'S GO BADGERS!!!

I can't wait for Jack to don his yellow and black tie for the first time :)!

ZACHARY ENIAS SLOPER

STOP BEING SUCH A BLOODY SLUT AND GET OVER TO MY FLAT RIGHT NOW!

So not only do I have pervy old men grabbing at me, I've got sneaky, scumbag photographers posing as patients to get the all-exclusive interview. Love this life place.

I did not sign up for this. None of this is in my job description.

Whoever said blondes have more fun never had horny old men as patients. Awesome.