「ᶯicole → ᵝoot」

You boys just aren't doing well enough on your own... Apparently, the United would like to bring a bit of a woman's touch back to the game to save your arses before we manage to lose the cup entirely.

I will see you all next week.

OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT

List of Things Nicole Does Not Enjoy:
- Wearing very feminine dresses while people snap pictures from all sides
- Being too fat still for said feminine dresses THIS IS NOT ALRIGHT

Four days. Too late to back out of the whole enormous and highly publicized ceremony idea, isn't it?

So who do I have to pay off to let me go get a few hours of exercise in on the pitch these days?

Doesn't have to be the United pitch, I'm just saying. I'll take anywhere right now if someone's willing to offer.

Martin Boot.