Uh yea, actually.

Sounds like we've got ourselves a gig for the 8th, then.

Who's gonna do promos?

You.

That's.... a pretty terrible idea!

Yes. Yes it is.

But I don't feel like getting stuck doing it again, so... yeah. Hearts and love and other words that will make you do my bidding.

(OOC: I don't know why Cove is being an uber asshole right now, I'm guessing he's either supremely fucked up or coming down. LOL)

You're the laziest piece of crap cousin ever. Just so you know.


Maybe Thom or Farmer'll draw us up new fliers? Then you can do that paper-toss thing from Mean Girls you always wanted to do.

See? It's like Ricky's Make-A-Wish-Come-True Foundation.

I. Love. You. Too. Richard. Michael. Kelsen.

How dare you talk shit about Mean Girls! That movie is amazing! Tina Fey is a fucking genius! Yes, I've always wanted to do that paper-toss thing...

Get cancer, then we'll talk.

(OOC: Yep, Cove's severely fucked up.)

Wha---
Shit---
I didn't---

Cove

Not cool, man.

Pffft.

Really? Which one was she?

Wait.


Dude, was she the one you were walking around with? Because, if it was...kudos, man.

Yeah, sounds about right.

Uh...according to Cove, you are.

Uh, yea. I guess we were walking. A little. Thanks?

According to Cove the Island should have a theme-park dedicated to him. Remember Cove-Land? Are we really going to start listening to everything he says now?

I was actually going to offer to draw something up, and hand it off to make copies of... but now I think I'm just going to work on my plans for Cove-Land.

Sucks to be yooou.

FEELMYFARREACHINGINFLUENCE!

Well if you were going to draw something up then do that! I would have suggested that myself if you weren't in such an obnoxious mood today.

Go ahead. Des and I had a lot of fun torching the first set of blueprints you made.

Don't think I didn't know it was you...

Well seeing as how I kind of just admitted that it was...

I knew before that...

She was hot. You're welcome.

HA! You make a good point. Do you remember what he said was the best ride at Cove-Land?

I'm pretty sure he pointed to himself and went 'This guy is. FACE.'

...Didn't he also say that the carousel horses were gonna be shaped like his penis?


I'm a little ashamed that we're related sometimes.

So...in other words, they were gonna be really small?


OH SNAP.



I would be too, man. I would be too.

Yea, we established that it was a child's ride.

Oh man...those poor, poor children.

Gangster respect my ass!

You guys do realize when I build Cove-Land, I'm going to have to tear down your bedrooms... and you'll actually have to live in a place that you can't put giant holes in the wall on a whim, Ricky... and you have to wear clothes in the backyard at night and can't pee off the balcony, Russell?

You're both disowned - regardless of the fact that you're not dating Alena, Russell! - and permanently banned from Cove-Land.

See...you say shit like that, and then you wonder why people think you're a fag. Come on, man.

You'd be building Cove-Land where the house is? Isn't that kinda...retarded? Like, isn't there space elsewhere? And, okay, I only did that one time because you and Lia were occupying the upstairs bathroom, and someone was taking a shit in the one downstairs.

Ah man. That sucks.


I mean...OH NO! FUCK! WHAT AM I GONNA DO NOW?! Is that what you were looking for?

We seem to be experiencing some technical difficulties. That was supposed to read: Gangster respect, my ass! Fuck punctuation.

Face. Your face. That's what's retarded. It happened, the neighbors witnesses it... it is now your legacy. Embrace it.

Yes. That will suffice.

You underestimate the importance of punctuation.

Shit. Worst legacy ever.


Well, actually no...I'm pretty sure Hitler has me beat.

Oh good. Anything to make you happy, pumpkin.

You seem to underestimate the importance of face.

Your mom is Hitler.

Annnnnd fag.

I think we covered all the bases here...