I'm not the one that puts holes in the kitchen wall with a sledgehammer when all skeed up... Hence, you're worse off. And, dude, I told you we don't talk about that. You've never had to see the fucker up close when he's prancing around like that.

Fallon is the Devil. I'm dating the Devil's sister. I show up dead one day, it's because of her.

I'm never going to be able to look him in the eyes again.

Let's not get into this discussion. I'd hate to have to list some of the things you've done publicly.

Dude, I really don't think they'd ever find the body.

You don't need to, now that you've seen his junk.

Pffft, there is no list of which you speak. If one happens to surface, I'll destroy it. :D

That's probably true. She'd probably eat my dead body or something.

Don't think the fact that you're my only cousin, doesn't mean you can't be my least favourite cousin.