I think I remember you doing that. I still don't understand why just pressing the 'off' button wasn't the first solution that came to mind. Why are my clothes always used to clean/plug/stop things around the house?

Don't you worry, I'm sure there are some truly blackmail-worthy pics of you laying around somewhere.

Because a) I was blitzed out of my mind and b) does it matter? You'll still wear them afterward anyway.

Careful. I know where you sleep.

What can I say, that shirt smelt pleasantly of lime afterwards.

Stay out of my bedroom, you rapist.