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[Feb. 1st, 2008|11:54 am] |
Right, I have no idea why there's a circulation of Brain Elixir so early in the school term but I'm not going to waste my time confisticating any. You don't have to rush to stuff the various bottles up your backsides, or each others backsides, everytime I walk pass got it?
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If I kill someone, there is a big possibility that I could just drag the body into the Forbidden Forest, bury it and no one would the any wiser. They're all to full of themselves to notice anyway. I could bury it under some random tree or I could even put it beneath a bunch of leaves and twigs and shit. Make it look as if the fucking sod was killed by some rouge centur or unicorn or whatever else that lives in that forest.
Merlin...I should be happy about this. I've always hated him. My little sister was too good for him and now....Now I've just wasted bloody three hours comforting her because the bloody pureblooded sod just broke her heart. He had no right to that. He had no right to her affections in the first bloody place.
It's decided. He's dead. I'm going to make him hurt. |
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They do pretty good job of miming it out.
Don't you believe that would be somewhat painful, shoving a whole bottle up one's backside? Am I the only who thinks it might?
Actually, what would be really painful is that the bottle breaks once it's up there.
Now, that's unfortunate. And I bet the chances of that happening would be very high...
This is a very odd topic of discussion, I have to say...
Yes, no matter what bondage magazines want you to believe the anus walls are very strong.
Odd? How so?
Be a good prefect and confiscate some of that for me.
Why? Feel like getting poisoned? | |
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