( OLIVIA C. KIRKHAM )

it's all about the valesco, thugs!

It's so very comforting to know that when your husband makes decisions that affect you and your life, that he finds it proper to tell you before you hear it from his loudmouthed brother--nay, before he does it at all.

Luck to the woman who has that husband, because it's certainly not me.

Do you think I'd be put in jail for at least keeping the name Kirkham tacked on? I always hated alliteration.

This off-season is spoiling Annabelle and I rotten, it would seem. We would like the Cannons to know that if they intend upon taking our husband/daddy back this coming season, that you're going to have to get through us first. We actually tend to like it when he's not spending his every waking moment at practices or games. Fancy that, yeah?

( GREER )

Wow.

I'm sorry to say it, Greer, but you're going to have to step up your game. Or else not let me go on dates with Finn McLaggen and Caden Flint.

Just saying.

Oh, Griff.

This is hilarious I did so always want to be an auntie! BUT WHENEVER WERE YOU GOING TO TELL YOUR FAMILY? :(