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[Apr. 7th, 2009|10:10 pm] |
FROM THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO THE CARE AND TRAINING OF THE WRITER IN YOUR LIFE.
"Your writer's origins can be traced back to a small hairless rodent of the Miocene epoch. Despite its lack of active defenses, its diminutive size and antisocial tendencies helped it to evade detection by predators. The writer was first domesticated by the Chinese, in 3400 B.C. [...] In the 1920s, the French brought the first writers from Asia to Europe, often installing them in cafés."
"Remember, a young writer can seem cute and harmless, but without proper nurturing he or she can grow to be an unmanageable adult. However, with the right early care and training, the writer in your life can become a unique and wonderful companion, one that can draw you, the writer's special human caregiver, into a lasting and loving relationship."
...it's all true. |
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