Dear Alter,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when your dog ran amok in women's clothing and I saw you carve your intials into (and pull the clothes off) Manchester United's goalkeeper. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand the Middle East. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your photo as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of cocaine abuse.

Fuck off now,
Lettie.

( Meme stol'd from Camille )

Ron: Plus it's nice lead in to Bellatrix and Rodolphous for Barty.
Lettie: XDD yes.
Ron: He's such a diva. Like he couldn't go torturing with lesser ranked people? It had to be the batshit crazy Lestranges?
Lettie: ...well I mean, his first major plot is with Grayson
Lettie: and you know what they say
Lettie: Once you go Black, you never go back?
Lettie: >__>
Ron: XDDDDDDDDDDDDddd
Ron: YOU KILL ME.