Do You Have A Big One? - [003]
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Tue, Apr. 28th, 2009 07:34 pm
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I need to seek out an overly obese female to engage in intercourse with in order to see if having sex with a "fat chick" is indeed like having sex with a tub of jello.

I would also like to test if that cushion is truly worth the pushing. Thank you for the idea, Shikamaru and Naruto!

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busted_up
busted_up
Deidara
Wed, Apr. 29th, 2009 01:02 am (UTC)

You're not fucking serious, are you?


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penileart
penileart
Sai
Wed, Apr. 29th, 2009 01:14 am (UTC)

Why would I not be serious?


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busted_up
busted_up
Deidara
Wed, Apr. 29th, 2009 02:56 am (UTC)

...You're honestly going to fuck a fat chick just to see if it's the same with jello.


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penileart
penileart
Sai
Wed, Apr. 29th, 2009 03:09 am (UTC)

Yes! It's important to try new things, I've read.


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busted_up
busted_up
Deidara
Wed, Apr. 29th, 2009 03:47 am (UTC)

Some things are better left unexplored.


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no_alarmclock
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Shikamaru Nara
Wed, Apr. 29th, 2009 03:07 am (UTC)

Yeah, thanks for the credit on that. But are you actually planning on having sex with a tube of jello? Not that I care but that would be the only way for a valid comparison.


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penileart
penileart
Sai
Wed, Apr. 29th, 2009 03:11 am (UTC)

I wonder how much jello would be needed in order to make a proper comparison...


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no_alarmclock
no_alarmclock
Shikamaru Nara
Wed, Apr. 29th, 2009 03:34 am (UTC)

Yeah I'm pretty sure it's not possible to have sex with a tube of jello man.

...but if you could figure it out you'd probably need to compare the amount of jello against the actually weight of the woman in question. Just saying.


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penileart
penileart
Sai
Fri, May. 1st, 2009 11:20 am (UTC)

Anything is possible when you put your mind to it.

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plotaddiction
plotaddiction
Haruno Sakura
Wed, Apr. 29th, 2009 08:27 am (UTC)

...a tub of jello.


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penileart
penileart
Sai
Fri, May. 1st, 2009 11:17 am (UTC)

A tub of red jello. That's the best kind of jello.


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plotaddiction
plotaddiction
Haruno Sakura
Fri, May. 1st, 2009 01:30 pm (UTC)

That comparison sucks.


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mehface
mehface
Gaara Sabaku
Wed, Apr. 29th, 2009 10:27 am (UTC)

You would have to have sex with the tub of jello first.


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penileart
penileart
Sai
Fri, May. 1st, 2009 11:19 am (UTC)

...But I don't want to have sex with jello. That would be strange.


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