Hey, big guy! I'm bored, so I thought I'd say hi! HI.

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Bored, you? NEVER.

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I know, how could this be?! SO SAD.

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Dare I ask how you came to entertain yourself?

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Hey, you say that like you expect something deviant!

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What if I do?

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Then I can make up all sorts of stories that aren't fit to put in public. Wouldn't want to disappoint you!

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I can make you a filter. It's no trouble. REALLY.

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You know that's just inviting me to talk at you even more, right? DO IT. I mean, if you WANT me being a pain in the ass!

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But only if they're inappropriate anecdotes. Then, I mean, what's stopping you from posting them right here, right now?

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I WILL BE INAPPROPRIATE. I just don't want the world to know how inappropriate I can be! Yeah, that!

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Aww, it's cute you're trying to hide your deviousness from people.

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Your FACE is devious, Jared Tristan.

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Isn't it, though? I think it's my main draw.

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