Alright everyone! Happy Holidays! Sorry if this is kinda late. But I have really big news...as I write this.. I AM SOBER! Booooo!! YAY!!!

I'm gonna give you guys a quick rundown of what's been going on up in this shitpie. First off, we decorated the fucking christmas pine tree mother fucker. Maddy put some bad ass Batman ornanments on that shit. I put up a spiderman one and she smiled at me. That bitch is fucking hot

We've all been running around taking pictures of the best fucking snowmen in NYC! We wandered ALL of new york fucking city for snowmen just because Kali thought that shit would be cute. They're gonna update and put pictures of everything. Everything was really fucking cool though. I can't complain I was having a blast with them. They're a lot of fun even if they're not drunk.

OH! And to be really nice, we performed random concerts for people who would find us. We were singing christmas lullabies..carols..same shit. But after that, we've been in the house. Normally staying in one place is SICKENING for me but like I mentioned, Kali and Maddy are a blast. We've been having movie marathons.

Here's a list of all the movies we've seen so far and VERY brief summaries that you won't understand!
1. Precious.
MY FUCKING FAVORITE MOVIE!! FLUORESCENT BEIGE!
2. Antichrist.
CLIT CUT OFF! DICK SPEWING BLOOD! BABIES WALKING OUT WINDOWS?!?! CHAOS REIGNS?!
3. Brothers.
DID YOU FUCK MY BROTHER? AHHHHH I KILL U!
4. Dorian Gray.
THIS MOVIE IS FUCKING HOT! Somebody should paint a picture of me! Lmao..Riley Avery Gray..LMAO!!
5. The Princess & The Frog
Voodoo is bad shit.
6. New Moon.
Nobody likes Edward. His nose is ridiculous.
7. The Blindside.
This movie was really good too. It made me play football with a banana in the kitchen with Kali, Maddy and Rant.
8. My Sister's Keeper.
Good thing Kali didn't have cancer..?!?!?! I don't know. Boo nobody likes cancer. It sucks.

Today the movie marathon continues and I'm actually fucking happy and excited about it! When I am not watching movies and spending time with Maddy and Kali, who have passionate sex late at night for hours thinking I can't hear them. HAHAHA... I'm talking to this singer girl Roxan Rivera..I think I actually like her. Right now I'm writing a song for her..NO NOT A LOVE SONG! She's a lot of fun. I decided to invite her over to watch movies with us. She makes me feel like a little kid again. I like it.



That's a picture of her! So..let me get ready because little miss cutie over there said she wants "totally interested in coming over" Ha. RILES STRIKES AGAIN!