I'm going to be real honest...I can't remember jack shit much from last night. I was drunk as fuck then I got drunker. I found a picture on my camera. YEAH. MY CAMERA. That should give me answers. Maddy told me, since I keep getting drunk and never remember things, I should take pictures of random things around me and maybe the pictures will give me some clues about what happened. So let's see those pictures, shall we fucking do it? YES WE FUCKING SHALL!!!



I started the day at...sometime and 26 minutes. Rightttt. And I was drunk then too. I woke up drunk next to my favorite person in the world, my husband if I can marry that delicious son of a bitch, JACK MOTHER FUCKING DANIELS. WOO!!! This shit is pretty fucking mysterious and vague. Kind of kicks ass if you ask me. You never know what happened next! Ready for the next picture? Yeah..me too I guess.




This is a picture of me and some groupie girl at the club. I see her, feeling me in this pic. I think I brought her back home and fucked her silly. Maybe that's why I woke up with a pair of panties on my head that weren't mine. LOL! Okay. Moving on. She wasn't bad looking right? Maybe when I'm sober, I'll remember if it was good or not...that is if I'm ever really fucking sober. KAPOW. Oh..maybe that's why there was a dildo harness wrapped around my foot too. Alright. That kind of clears things up. At least now I don't have to buy a pregnancy test or anything right? Girls can't get you pregnant! Woops, I hope I didn't get her pregnant. Just kidding. Pssh. If I had both sex organs, I'd fuck myself. Fuck fucking anybody else. Hahaaa that's a good one.

On a lighter note..YOU SHOULD ALL BUY MY CD TITLED WILD! YES!! WILD!!! You're going to love it. This is the kind of shit you can totally shake your asses too and party all night with!
PARTY HARD AND FUCK HARDER!!!