I'll only attend if you're on the guest list.

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Are you kidding? I practically live in his asscrack.

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We both have a mention of Seth in our friends only entries. People're gonna start to think it's an obsession or something.

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You mean it isn't?

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Well, I'm just sayin'. I don't know what you two do in your private time, but I'm not interested in sticking anything in his asscrack.

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Not even a stick of dynomite? Because let's face it, that would be pretty bitchin'.

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Only if it's lit. Otherwise he might just enjoy it.

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I'd even let you do the honors of lighting it.

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This is better than Hanukkah and my birthday put together!

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Nothing like literally lighting a fire under someone's ass.

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You mean in. In someone's ass.

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Well. The fuse would be outside unless you felt like going in with a pair of gloves and a flashlight.

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Yeah, but the fuse burns down to the stick and then it explodes IN the ass! And hell no- you have to performs the rudimentary colonoscopy. I'm not the butt buddy here.

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Oh fine. Maybe we can convince him to stick it up there himself.

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Start with the strip tease and then promise him some sexual favors. I think that'll get him goin'.

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What kind of guy do you think I am?

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A loose one, in morals and in ass.

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You got one of the two right.

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What does that mean, no AIM yet, Rudd.

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It means I need a burst of creativity and/or motivation.

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I always thought you were a little stinky, Paul Rudd!

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It's because I stood next to you, Bell!

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THIS IS LATE, BUT YOU ARE MEAN.

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I'll bring the blowtorch!

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Aw man, I was bringing that. Okay, I guess I'll sign up for the weed whacker instead.

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You didn't say you were. You snooze, you lose.

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It's alright, someone's gotta sculpt that asshair before we can torch it properly. Might as well be me.

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We have to be really responsible with our asscrack fires. Smokey the Bear says so.

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Is Smokey the Bear your new Yoda?

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Burn or burn not, there is not 'try'?

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I suck at Yoda speak so you win this round, Heigl.

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Victory is mine!

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Don't get too used to it.

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Look who is all popular!

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It happens from time to time. Usually around a full moon.

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I don't much like ass parties.

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must be a pretty big asscrack.

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Pauly want a cracker?

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