| Saturday, August 10, 2011: 12PM |
[Mar. 9th, 2012|04:30 pm] |
Guess who's single.
That's right.
I am.
Who's taking me out tonight? |
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When should I pick you up, sexy?
Ohmygosh, what? What happened?
Shit happens. Guess he didn't realize how lucky he was to have me.
Not really the explanation I was looking for.
He didn't call. He promised that he would call. He didn't call. I waited. I waited all night. I cried. I'm not his play thing. I'm not going to be taken for granted.
I'm so sorry. Do you want to get some ice cream or something?
No, thank you. I have a hot date to get ready for.
It's going to take you 7 hours to get ready?
Have you SEEN my date? Such a hottie. I was thinking about going for a swim before. Want to join me?
I would LOVE to! On my way!
Wow, how did that happen?
Couples break up. It happens.
It was bound to happen sooner or later.
Yeah, I guess so. I'm glad you're handling it so well!
Sorry, sugar, I think my girlfriend might object.
That's a shame, sexy. It seems we're never single at the same time.
Sorry, sugar. I'm sure you'll have no shortage of guys vying for your attention, though.
Advertising for dates right after you break up with your boyfriend? Kind of heartless.
You and Bryant broke up? SavannahAre you okay?
But.. how? I mean, you guys have been together forever.
All right. I'm here if you want to talk about it. | |