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[Thu 13 Nov / 8:48pm] |
Kirby,
Stop owling me nude pictures of you in the bath. Though these beauties are definitely ones to be admired, I cannot fully concentrate on writing my music. All I keep on wanting to do it put 'bubbles between your hair legs' in the lyrics, but my cat said it isn't a line that would ever fit a ballad. You're effectively clogging the flow of creative juices in my plumbing of awesome with this brand of pornography. I ask that you cease this gentle torture at once, and send them to Waldo instead. I do believe he'd have much better use for them, if you know what I mean. Wink wink.
Love,
Stubby
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Waldo.
You, on the other hand, owe me a visit.
Come over at once. My cat just pooped.
Stubs.
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Franzy,
I'm looking forward to meeting you on the date you had set.
Shall I bring anything for you?
Stubs.
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As for the rest of this beautiful world, how are things?
I do believe I have been missing a whole lot. Again. Let me catch up. :)
Oh, and I'm going to a gig tonight.
My house will be emtpy in case anyone needs me. Just saying!
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[Thu 28 Aug / 1:34am] |
OOC: ENTRY was made after this coversation.
Notice the Kirby Glasses.
Well. Here's my way to stick it to the man to show my support for that wonderful lad, Kirby Catchlove.
He's innocent, folks!
I know that's not a surprise to any of you, 'cause we ALL know the allegations printed in the news are just ridiculous- a poor attempt to wreck the reputation of an innocent man, but of course, to no prevail.
Trust me. He's a good bloke; I would more likely to be into the dark deeds than he is.
I just can't fathom why someone's out to get him. Well, to whomever is behind all this, it isn't working.
And to Ms. Shawna Jansen, NO, KIRBY IS NOT NASTY.
Come on. Show Catchlove some love~ in this trying time.
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[Wed 27 Aug / 3:18am] |
I just woke up.
...I think.
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