Three things.

1: Who the fuck wrote in my journal book? You wasted a whole page with your drunken nonsense, a page that I could have used productively.

2: Whoever took videos/photos of last night, please report to me as soon as possible. I will destroy your camera & all incriminating evidence.

3: If anyone has seen my right shoe, please let me know as soon as possible.

Thank you.

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