I might be off TV for a while, you're going to need to keep up with me.

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Because let's face it, I have no idea what our house looks like. You pick me up from the airport, and I don't think I've ever seen it in the light.

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Wait, we have a house, right? We don't own like an apartment or a townhome...

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TAYLOR, I NEED ANSWERS TO THESE THINGS.

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Also, I need someone to watch the Celtics game with me tomorrow night, tell me you're in.

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I'm in.

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Oh good. Remember, this is the first time I've sat down since 2009.

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You're going to drive me nuts.

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Oh fine, I'll go back to work.

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Seriously, this is a really dull spam post. Post a nearly naked picture of you. Or, for your entertainment, a nearly naked photo of me. Better yet, for everyone's entertainment, a nearly naked photo of Adrianne Orton. I promise you it will go over well with everyone, especially Randy.

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You just want to stare at Annie naked.

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I WANT TO DO NO SUCH THING.

But it is absolutely HYSTERICAL to watch steam blow out of Randy's ears when everyone else stares at her naked.

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So you want me to bring the wrath of Randy so you can watch the steam blow out of his ears? You're a twisted man, John.

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Failure to provide spice to this spam post will force me to send Hayden Panettiere here to do something.

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I know the Haydenswoggle, she can be dangerous.

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John sent me a text while I was watching Lanna grow. He told me you had a spam post and I should come see all the excitement. I thought I should let you know I am going to murder your man in his sleep.

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Please don't. I'm kinda attached to the big lug.

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I'm still trying to figure out why. Welcome back around, TQ. You have been missed.

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Missed because John has been out of the cage too long?

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I'm bored again.

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What am I going to do with you?

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My life needs about 400% more you.

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only 400%?

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Well...maybe a little more than that.

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450?

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